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Comment: all icons by me if unmarked - pls ask before taking!

warhawks: (i wish there was a tumbleweed emoji.)

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i wish there was a tumbleweed emoji.

Comment: because that would describe my vagina.

warhawks: (i'm not saying that you're stupid.)

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i'm not saying that you're stupid.

Comment: just that you have bad luck when thinking.

warhawks: (she acts like you when you're on meds.)

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she acts like you when you're on meds.

warhawks: (i want to get drunk and watch)

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i want to get drunk and watch

Comment: somebody else's tragedy.

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nothing too bad.

Comment: lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. again.

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all you kept saying was

Comment: "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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she's the kind of girl

Comment: that would cock block endangered pandas.

warhawks: (the night started going downhill)

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the night started going downhill

Comment: when i set my foot on fire.

warhawks: (update: blind date is cute and fun.)

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update: blind date is cute and fun.

Comment: scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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how dare you.

Comment: idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

warhawks: (she asked me how i live with myself)

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she asked me how i live with myself

Comment: i told her one night at a time.

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legal advice please.

Comment: can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?

warhawks: (last night i apparently said "i need a)

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last night i apparently said "i need a

Comment: break." and then i just passed the fuck out for 3 hours.

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you stole her birthday cake

Comment: and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.

warhawks: (that's what you get for not wearing)

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that's what you get for not wearing

Comment: a bra and jumping on a trampoline.

warhawks: (yeah everything was going great)

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yeah everything was going great

Comment: until the mugging.

warhawks: (shame should no longer be a word)

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shame should no longer be a word

Comment: in your vocabulary.

warhawks: (he managed to light the jello on fire...)

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he managed to light the jello on fire...

warhawks: (boy did i ever crash and burn)

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boy did i ever crash and burn

Comment: on the picked egg pick up line.

warhawks: (she just shoved like three mcnuggets)

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she just shoved like three mcnuggets

Comment: in her mouth and started sobbing and i have no idea what's going on.

warhawks: (if i hid at school to avoid the cops)

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if i hid at school to avoid the cops

Comment: is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?

warhawks: (stumbled across a picture of an owl)

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stumbled across a picture of an owl

Comment: staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.

warhawks: (please put me in a hole with no windows)

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please put me in a hole with no windows

Comment: and never let me out.

warhawks: (the van in front of me contains people)

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the van in front of me contains people

Comment: having SEX. i am in full view of a SEX VAN.

warhawks: (☠ i know how to kill a man with)

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☠ i know how to kill a man with

Comment: nutmeg and a sword. you in?

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☠ community service is like

Comment: the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

warhawks: (☠ bad behaviour is like a petri dish)

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☠ bad behaviour is like a petri dish

Comment: that grows organically in my heart.

warhawks: (☠ i got a blow torch for christmas.)

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☠ i got a blow torch for christmas.

Comment: you are now permitted to be afraid.

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☠ don't worry.

Comment: we're not going to get THAT arrested.

warhawks: (annoyed at my horoscope for not warning)

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annoyed at my horoscope for not warning

Comment: me of my perils.

warhawks: (☠ i feel like i could've been bitchier)

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☠ i feel like i could've been bitchier

Comment: and missed an opportunity.

warhawks: (i will kick you in all of your body part)

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i will kick you in all of your body part

Comment: all at once.

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☠ HEY I WILL KIDNAP

Comment: THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT

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☠ i lose my morals

Comment: my dignity, and my selfie stick :(

warhawks: (☠ you. me. frosting and a bed.)

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☠ you. me. frosting and a bed.

Comment: lets do this.

warhawks: (☠ you've changed since you got)

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☠ you've changed since you got

Comment: that strap on.

warhawks: (☠ this is the best thing we've done)

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☠ this is the best thing we've done

Comment: since that time we started a religion.

warhawks: (some male strippers are here.)

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some male strippers are here.

Comment: i threw pancakes at them. it's ok.

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you grabbed your house keys

Comment: threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"

warhawks: (apparently he always goes for)

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apparently he always goes for

Comment: the wrong girl. so it should be easy for me to nail him.

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☠ this makes me concerned.

Comment: not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

warhawks: (did i just hear you ask siri)

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did i just hear you ask siri

Comment: about the meaning of life?

warhawks: (☠ did i try to sell your body)

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☠ did i try to sell your body

Comment: for chicken tenders last night?

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nope it's him.

Comment: he's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.

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☠ ask her if it hurt

Comment: when she broke through earth's crust as she ascended from hell.

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why is the garage door

Comment: in the middle of the street?

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☠ thank you for stroking

Comment: my rage monster tonight.

warhawks: (it all came flooding back to me:)

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it all came flooding back to me:

Comment: there was a woman with one hand.